vampireweekday: endless scrolling
defeating: I’d like to apologize for existing
When I got the letter, I fell in love with her. It was such a great letter. I...– Rivers Cuomo on Across the Sea (via the-bob-loblaw-law-blog)
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
For years I was picking up new instruments once a month.– sigh. (via reasonszachcondonisbetterthanyou)
Justin: The best thing about being in The Vaccines is...Freddie
Freddie: I agree. Its me.
Me age 70: When will I get a boyfriend?
surfgoths: The Blues Are Still Blue - Belle and...
williamshitnerd: my entire life is a series of realizations that I have things to do and then not doing them
xwhatserface: mel-lovable: karameruru: viremi: thelocalpaedo: TAKEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN MEEEEEEEE TAKE ON ME TAKEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEE ONNNNNNNN TAKE ON ME I’LLLLLLLLL BEEEEEEEE GONEEEEEEEE IN A DAY OR TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I know I’m supposed to say something snarky, but I love my job and I love the...– Amy Poehler (via fearinthesky)
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer