May 2012
vampireweekday:
endless scrolling
defeating:
I’d like to apologize for existing
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“When I got the letter, I fell in love with her. It was such a great letter. I...”
– Rivers Cuomo on Across the Sea (via the-bob-loblaw-law-blog)
Everyone: If you keep listening to your music so loudly you'll be deaf by the time you're 20
Me: What
“For years I was picking up new instruments once a month.”
– sigh. (via reasonszachcondonisbetterthanyou)
Justin: The best thing about being in The Vaccines is...Freddie
Freddie: I agree. Its me.
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Me age 70: When will I get a boyfriend?
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April 2012
surfgoths:
The Blues Are Still Blue - Belle and...
williamshitnerd:
my entire life is a series of realizations that I have things to do and then not doing them
xwhatserface:
mel-lovable:
karameruru:
viremi:
thelocalpaedo:
TAKEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
MEEEEEEEE
TAKE ON ME
TAKEEEEEEEE
MEEEEEEEE
ONNNNNNNN
TAKE ON ME
I’LLLLLLLLL
BEEEEEEEE
GONEEEEEEEE
IN A DAY OR
TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
“I know I’m supposed to say something snarky, but I love my job and I love the...”
– Amy Poehler
(via fearinthesky)
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*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
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